Janet's Age

Janet  went to get her drivers license. When asked her age, she replied: "My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago." How old is Janet?

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Rope and Pencil

Imagine you are in a dark room with a locked door. All you have with you is a rope and a pencil. You can hear the rain outside, but there are no windows. How do you get out?

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Delicate Issue

What is so delicate that even saying its name will break it?
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Incorrect Answer

What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
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Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?

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Question: We are just like people. We grow, we get old, we die off. We come in many different colors. Black, white, brown. We come in a army, there are thousands of us, yet we have no war. But we will still die off over the years. What am I?

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We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.What are we?
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Race

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?

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Events

What happened in the middle of the twentieth century that will not happen again for 4,000 years?

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Guess who?

Your mother’s brother’s only brother-in-law is asleep on your couch. Who is asleep on your couch?
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Building a wall

If it took twelve men eighteen hours to build a wall, how long would it take nine men to build it?

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Number Riddle and Joke

Why is 6 so much afraid of 7 ?

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RIDDLE 1

If you had five mango and two bananas in one hand and two mango and four bananas in the other hand.what would you have?

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What can you catch but not throw?

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Black or Red

What goes in the water black and comes out red?

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Breakfast

 What two things can you never eat for breakfast?

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Broken pencil

Why shouldn't you write with a broken pencil?

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Doctor and the bus driver

A doctor and a bus driver are both in love with the same woman, an attractive girl named Sarah. The bus driver had to go on a long bustrip that would last a week. Before he left, he gave Sarah seven apples.

Why?

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The kings Daughter

A king wants his daughter to marry the smartest of 3 extremely intelligent young princes, and so the king's wise men devised an intelligence test.

The princes are gathered into a room and seated, facing one another, and are shown 2 black hats and 3 white hats. They are blindfolded, and 1 hat is placed on each of their heads, with the remaining hats hidden in a different room.

The king tells them that the first prince to deduce the color of his hat without removing it or looking at it will marry his daughter. A wrong guess will mean death. The blindfolds are then removed.

You are one of the princes. You see 2 white hats on the other prince's heads. After some time you realize that the other prince's are unable to deduce the color of their hat, or are unwilling to guess. What color is your hat?

Note: You know that your competitors are very intelligent and want nothing more than to marry the princess. You also know that the king is a man of his word, and he has said that the test is a fair test of intelligence and bravery.

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Two bodies have I, though both joined in one, the more I stand still the faster I run.

What am I?

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