Janet's Age

Janet  went to get her drivers license. When asked her age, she replied: "My age today is three times what it will be three years from now minus three times what my age was three years ago." How old is Janet?

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Rope and Pencil

Imagine you are in a dark room with a locked door. All you have with you is a rope and a pencil. You can hear the rain outside, but there are no windows. How do you get out?

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Delicate Issue

What is so delicate that even saying its name will break it?
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Incorrect Answer

What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
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Q: If a blue house is made out of blue bricks, a yellow house is made out of yellow bricks and a pink house is made out of pink bricks, what is a green house made of?

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Question: We are just like people. We grow, we get old, we die off. We come in many different colors. Black, white, brown. We come in a army, there are thousands of us, yet we have no war. But we will still die off over the years. What am I?

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We hurt without moving. We poison without touching. We bear the truth and the lies. We are not to be judged by our size.What are we?
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